The brewery that isn't

Beer so good it doesn't exist.

Brewed from deadlines and cold coffee. Pour yourself a pint, then cheers the whole internet.

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Pour yourself one. Mind the foam.

Hold the button and pour. Pouring nonstop makes foam, so take breaks like a real bartender.

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Empty glass

The tap won't turn itself on.

The internet has already drunk

made-up beers

The counter is real. The beer isn't.

Design your own label

Type your name or nickname, pick a style, and download it. Works great for stories or the office fridge.

16 characters max. Even Maximilian fits.

Style

We don't brew beer. We build sites.

DOPEST designs and builds websites and apps. If this one ate five minutes of your time, imagine what we'd do with yours.

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